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Update: I wasn't ready for home ownership- house has been sold

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I was just sitting here thinking about property value and what causes a property to be profitable or not profitable. What's a stash house and how does one accidentally renovate a stash house? Do I have to go through probate court and find repossessed houses or do you go to a different department? I hope I didn't indirectly sink the property value of the houses in my neighborhood by wanting to sell drugs, I mean by wanting to turn it into a shelter. I'm working with father Bill's to see if they're interested in using my house to help others because clearly I'm not doing such a great job at holding onto the first house I've ever owned. Some people make this process seem so seamless but home ownership is a bitch. You have to cut your lawn(duh), change appliances, renovate, wash dishes, sweep regularly,weed up bushes, fix the furnace, and nothing sucks more than being stuck in the house with your child and only being able to watch paw patrol like all day....

Quarentina A'Vape and Chill

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This quarantine will result in many babies this December and January can we say ok boomer? this will result in the 2nd wave of boomer babies with wonderful quarantine worthy name such as "Quarentina", just saying. The corona virus has us all scared to go outside much less interact with family and co-workers luckily for me i am an "essential employee" yay me, that means i have to go out here in this war zone. Hope everyone has their vape pens stocked, good thing the dispensaries are also medically necessary so yea they'll be open for all your vaping and weed needs. But can we talk about something tho, like how is weed a gateway drug when We don't even know what's being placed in our food. How do we know it's not the food that got us all fucked up because the fact that fat ain't in but thick is, i should write a letter to lizzo? like what's really the deal yo. Is marriage really the best thing for us or is it better to be single as fuck? ai...